My arm post implant removal
Hussein Chalayan, place to passage 2003
As a child i thought Amanda Holden was the voice of fiona in shrek
31st January 2026.
On the way to work and saw a rat bleeding out in the road round the corner from the station. He looked exactly like wilfred -one of the rats I had as a kid. Got really sad about it so called dad to try and get him to come down and shoot it to put it out of its misery like the rat in his toilet. He didn’t come but realised it might’ve been the right thing because he had to shoot that other rat six times before it died and that was half the size this one was. I feel so bad for this road rat he was looking at me and twitching in pain. I hope he made it to a park to die and didn’t just get squashed. Couldn’t do anything to help because getting tetanus shot would’ve made me late for work.
a bag i would purchase if i ever became a trophy wife
3rd january 2026
Went ice skating with mum n jess at battersea power station- too crowded and the ice was all ribbed less like a condom and more like macoys. Waiting for everyone to get off the ice the started doing spins n that as the staff were shouting at me. Got food after and had to queue for 40 minutes to get a table. Went to the loo and do that thing where you pretend the person who just went stunk up the loo - pulled a face to that queue and went in. On my way to work now and have an hour to kill so going to walk half of the journey (bank to limehouse).
I was the biggest beiber hater as a child but now i realise how crazy of a song this was.
Also couldnt stand JLS, One Direction and Little Mix but that hasnt changed...
my washbag
my name written in braille
17th December 2025
Went to the bus stop and conversed with an old couple about the vomit on the pavement. The lady said we are lucky it’s not summer or there would be maggots all over it. A rail replacement bus went past and the driver was dressed as a reindeer, but she didn’t look very cheerful. Yesterday was a bladee concert at work, I was on the food stand selling nachos in the foyer. All the kids coming in for the show were dressed up in funky stuff and had a general smelliness about them. They should all grow up and listen to lou reed. They were so all drunk and started dropping like flies, i bet they would’ve liked the puke at the bus stop. Didn’t sell any nachos and went home early. Going in to central to buy skincare and finally rid my head of spots. Some peaky blinders cosplay ensemble of essex lads are standing on the wrong side of the escalator, I hate that. I told them to move then wiggled through to show off my london underground skills. Man on the tube who looks like the bloke who played morpheus, he’s laughing to himself at something on his phone, i want to know what’s so funny. Also the tube reeks of piss. Got my bits n bobs then had lunch at assa. Played a game of jubeat at las vegas after to see if i’ve still got what it takes-I do. Taking the long way to work so i can get the waterloo and city line, it’s so pointless and perfect. Wearing my new blue light glasses i got for headaches. I feel like people who wear glasses can just look at me and tell that i’m not really part of their club.
mexican pointy boots
so far i have found this song is featured in:
Lost in Translation
Jackass
The Handmaid’s Tale
South Park
pretty bathroom door in swiss petrol station
18th december 2025
This morning i discovered i could **** ** **** ******, the key is *******. On the bus and have just gone past a sandwich shop with a sign saying open fridays 11:30-14:30. What’s the point! How lazy can u get that you can’t even be bothered making sandwiches for the rest of the week. Ridiculous. Stayed in bed the rest of the day. Watched the last three harry potter films followed by grease.
Lost Highway, David Lynch (1997)